Sunday, January 27, 2013

Annoying people all around


While I feel like the new Nima should be more optimistic and less annoyed..I feel like that's overshooting. So here's a list of the top five types of people who annoy the crap out of me. And I don't want no people thinking "omg she's so cynical." I am a very nice person. These are simply certain types of people who get under my skin. 5. DENTISTS- Anyone notice how they just have to talk to you when they're doing their job? Like I'll have a gazillion tools in my mouth and they'll just be like "How's school?" And if you're like me and you can't let a question go then you'll try to answer. And it'll come out like "UGHSH FJEJFG GHEDJS" After which the dentist gives you a judgemental stare. And I don't like being judged. In short, no densists.... 4. THE CHEWABACCAS- Know those people who chew who look it'll save their life? You see em everywhere- the movies, the lunchroom, and if you're soo unlucky- in your family. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP like they're trying to freakin clap with their teeth. 3. THE HERMOINES- "Omg I just can't go to the bathroom alone? Will you come with?" No I will not come with! There are many things I like to do with my time and listen to you pee is most certainly not one of them. 2. THE KRISTEN STEWARTS- If you're like me then you basically have a converstion with everyone. Know those people who just don't react? Like how lazy can you possibly be if you can't twitch your freakin face muscles? 1. THE HASHOLICS- #Yes#I#must#hash#tag#every#thing#I#do#and #twitter#or#instagram#or# tumble#or#facebook#my#entire#life#and#throw#it#into#your#face.

Hello World


To be honest, blogs are not really my thing. I mean for that you need the patience and the commitment to actually to blog regularly and think of things that people want to actually read about...but my big new year's resolution was to try to be this new and improved version of me who's more serious AND patient AND commited and I figured this would be a good way to try. Anyway don't be surprised if one day (sooner or later) the posts start coming less often. And then maybe once a month. And then every six. And then never at all. And when that happens it's official that new and improved Nima has just become old and lazy Nima all over again.