So my school's varsity cheer team went to regionals yesterday and I went to the pre-party at the head cheerleader's house. And just three hours in a house FILLED with cheerleaders and I knew that the pom pom path is cut off for me forever- not that that was ever really the plan. Still. For one thing- those uniforms. Ok I have alot of good qualities- but poised is not one of them. I'm one of the most awkward people there are. I trip over everything, and my favorite position to sit in is on a table.So those few days I decide to make everyone;s day and where a pencil skirt (teehee) are basically torture for me. So everyday? Not a chance..I don't know how they do it. Another thing- the pep. I am NOT peppy. For me it doesnt matter if the glass if half full or half empty- the fact is it's not completely full which just means that I'm going to still be thirsty..so I don't care. I went through this uber positive phase where I was all sunshine and rainbows and then I went reverse mode where the sunshine turned stormy and the rainbows dissapeared. Now I'm kinda hanging in the middle...which is so not cheerleader material. These girls...the world is their oyster!Life is a present! So not made for Nima....And thirdly, the football. Now, I'm a fan of the pigskin just as much as any other girl. I go to some games. I watch the superbowl. When the quarterback walks by, my voice goes three pitches higher. But I do NOT understand it. So I would just be that one cheerleader who jumps up and down when my team loses totally not realizing it. Figures. So clearly- not cheer material. Gymnastics maybe?
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