1. I can swallow pills without water.
2. I hate jeans. Like I truly hate them. I wear them all the time, but I hate them. I hate how they feel, how they look, and the effort they take. Shout out to yoga pants for making you look sexy and feel snoozy at the same time!
3. I'm terrified of crime shows like Castle or CSI. Like who wants to spend 45 minutes every day watching all the different ways to die?
4. I truly believe that one day Niall Horan will show up at my doorstep and ask me to marry him in his ADORABLE Irish accent. Like no joke.
5. I think Goldfish taste disgusting. Like I do not understand why anyone wants to eat what essentially tastes like cardboard and cheese.
6. It truly bothers me when people ask me to go to the bathroom with them. I'm sorry, are you Hermione Granger? Oh you're not! So we don't go to magic school and you're not gonna get attacked in the bathroom. Then what the hell? There are only 1440 minutes in a day and I sure as hell am NOT gonna spend 5 of them listening to you pee.
7. I hate snow. I truly hate it. Like honestly, a part of me wishes global warming would happen just so that I will never have to see flaky white stuff on the ground.
8.All reptiles freak me out. Like those people who have snakes for pets? WHY? WHY when you can have a puppy or a bunny or a horse would you have a snake?
2. I hate jeans. Like I truly hate them. I wear them all the time, but I hate them. I hate how they feel, how they look, and the effort they take. Shout out to yoga pants for making you look sexy and feel snoozy at the same time!
3. I'm terrified of crime shows like Castle or CSI. Like who wants to spend 45 minutes every day watching all the different ways to die?
4. I truly believe that one day Niall Horan will show up at my doorstep and ask me to marry him in his ADORABLE Irish accent. Like no joke.
5. I think Goldfish taste disgusting. Like I do not understand why anyone wants to eat what essentially tastes like cardboard and cheese.
6. It truly bothers me when people ask me to go to the bathroom with them. I'm sorry, are you Hermione Granger? Oh you're not! So we don't go to magic school and you're not gonna get attacked in the bathroom. Then what the hell? There are only 1440 minutes in a day and I sure as hell am NOT gonna spend 5 of them listening to you pee.
7. I hate snow. I truly hate it. Like honestly, a part of me wishes global warming would happen just so that I will never have to see flaky white stuff on the ground.
8.All reptiles freak me out. Like those people who have snakes for pets? WHY? WHY when you can have a puppy or a bunny or a horse would you have a snake?
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