If I was a princess......I'd buy one of those really huge plots of land, like as big as Rhode Island basically, and turn it into a full on track field with jumps and dives and all that. I'd buy out Forever 21 and Free People and I wouldn't even bother to go vintage shopping- vintage shopping will come to me. I'd get one of those cooks they have on CutWeight who can make you four cheese ravioli with like zero calories. I'd buy all the pairs of boots I want, without worrying about the cost. I'd get one of those machines where you can literally press a button and lip gloss comes out; like on Lipstick Jungle. Life would be... perfect.
REALITY CHECK. I'm no princess and sorry son, but if you're wasting your time on MY blog reading about my crazy rich girl fantasies, then you sure as hell ain't one either. Life sucks. Moving on. Speaking of which, did you know this crazy lady in Russia fulfilled her own rich girl fantasy by marrying her boat? I mean....actually I dont know what I mean! There is nothing to say about that. Like can you imagine? There are like a thousand bad jokes running through my head right now! "Honey I could riiide you all day long. Honey, you're the rowboat to my dreamy life. Honey, you're abs are so smooth, they feel like water!" Ok so maybe coming up with boat themed pick-up lines isnt my biggest skill. Sue me. I dont understand some people. I mean, I guess it could be a peaceful life, but it sure as hell would be boring. Speaking of boring, I'm in history class and we're reading about facism. Actually, I find forms of government fascinating. It's weird to think about living in a place that's not democracy, but I guess when something is all you know, that's what you want for yourself. Okay I gotta go, I have to take a quiz. Wish me luck!
REALITY CHECK. I'm no princess and sorry son, but if you're wasting your time on MY blog reading about my crazy rich girl fantasies, then you sure as hell ain't one either. Life sucks. Moving on. Speaking of which, did you know this crazy lady in Russia fulfilled her own rich girl fantasy by marrying her boat? I mean....actually I dont know what I mean! There is nothing to say about that. Like can you imagine? There are like a thousand bad jokes running through my head right now! "Honey I could riiide you all day long. Honey, you're the rowboat to my dreamy life. Honey, you're abs are so smooth, they feel like water!" Ok so maybe coming up with boat themed pick-up lines isnt my biggest skill. Sue me. I dont understand some people. I mean, I guess it could be a peaceful life, but it sure as hell would be boring. Speaking of boring, I'm in history class and we're reading about facism. Actually, I find forms of government fascinating. It's weird to think about living in a place that's not democracy, but I guess when something is all you know, that's what you want for yourself. Okay I gotta go, I have to take a quiz. Wish me luck!
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